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The Somewhat Litvshe Yid

Friday, June 10, 2005

Another joke...

Top Ten Signs Your Lubavitcher Teen Is In Trouble.
10. Sometimes gets out of bed on shabbos before 9 a.m.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without sheitels or snoods.
8. Shows up at farbrangens in full "KISS" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh."
6. His name is Menachem Mendel, but he goes by "M Square Daddy"
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.
3. Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese -- OU, but not cholov yisroel.
1. He's wearing his black hat backwards.

Not that any Lubavitchers read this website...

4 Comments:

  • chag sameach to you and yours
    and all readers

    By Blogger anonymous, at Sunday, June 12, 2005 3:59:00 PM  

  • Here's your first Lubavitcher.

    I have seen the same top 10 list with Satmarer substituted for Lubavitcher.

    By Blogger Hirshel Tzig, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 6:06:00 PM  

  • Top Ten Signs Your Lutvak Teen Is In Trouble.
    10. Sometimes gets out of bed. 9.In his sock drawer, you find the making of a godol.
    8. Shows up to sidorim on time.
    7. When you criticize him, he says "i'm sorry"
    6. His name is shlomie,and insists on being called shlomo
    5. Defiantly says, "i will not marry rich."
    4. You come upon his secret stash of midos.
    3. Uses slang expression,like "thank you,please,exuse me ."
    2. Was recently driving with a license .
    1. He's wearing clean clothing,that is not starched

    By Blogger AMSHINOVER, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 8:02:00 PM  

  • It seems to me that some of these were copied/adapted from a joke about Amish people. 7 is the dead giveaway, but some of the others look suspicious too, once you've seen 7.

    By Blogger Isaac, at Thursday, June 30, 2005 6:12:00 PM  

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